It’s my last day at the day job before I finish for Christmas, so today’s post is about office life and the compulsory fun (thank you for that one, Derek from MS!) it can bring at this time of year.
In a break from tradition, I’m having some time off work. Normally the days in between Christmas and New Year are quite a nice time to be in an office. It’s really quiet, you can get on with things as the phones don’t ring as much. If you’re a commuter, the trains and roads are much quieter too and a lot of people I’ve worked with over the years use it as an opportunity to catch up on filing and all the little stuff that gets put off the rest of the year. This year, I need a break. It has been quite a whirlwind these last few months, with a new job and a wedding, and I’m desperate for a few days to myself.
I’ve never really talked much about having a day job as a musician - it’s something people ask you when they hear that’s what you do, particularly in the wedding industry, and I used to feel like less of a Real Musician because I didn’t do it full time. I’m actually a better musician and a nicer person because I don’t rely on music for everything. It’s different for everyone, and it has taken me a long time to find the right balance.
A few months ago, I had a long conversation with another harpist who was contemplating getting a Proper Job for a bit. There are a lot of myths about it but the reality is - not everyone gets sick pay, not everyone can choose their holidays, sometimes you have to work with people you can’t stand on a daily basis and you have to just get on with it, and the security of a monthly pay cheque really doesn’t mean a lot these days, particularly if you work in finance or retail where you can go into work one day and that’s you out of a job through no fault of your own. Lavish Christmas dos are also a total myth in my experience.
But there are lots of good things too. For a few years I worked for a big US investment bank. It was never something I pictured myself doing, but there were some tough emotional times while I was there and I made some friends for life. Having a non-musical day job meant I could earn money, work sensible hours (at least in the team I was in), have a decent social life with my team and leave my work at work, which was something I hadn’t been able to do previously. It meant I still had the energy to do musical things in the evenings and at the weekends. The team building side of things there was excellent and despite half of my team being in New York, we really gelled and it was a big decision to leave.
Our best dos since I’ve been up in Glasgow were spent in our work local - we wrapped up early for the day (a big advantage of having a New York team to hand the phones over to!) and a quiz, some food and a lot of drinks with my friends was a pretty good way to celebrate. As wise Derek said, most people just want to go to the pub so let’s just do that.~
One year we had an Olympics-themed event running through the summer (my Team Canada cupcakes won third prize for creativity!), but the desk pictures are from the year-long Clash of the Clans. My team that year were not particularly social and to be fair, by Christmas everyone was sick of anything clan-related. So I was the lone team representative for the desk decoration round of the competition.
That November was a tough one. I’d had quite a worrying lump in my neck. There’d been a whole load of tests including a hideous needle biopsy which finally brought all the tears out. A few days later, everything was all clear. I got the phone call at work and I celebrated with a big sticky Christmas coffee and a mince pie. I went to Paperchase on the way home and spent a fortune on anything vaguely festive and mountain-related, and my desk was transformed into a totally over the top ‘Christmas in the mountains’ scene.
The year after, we moved offices across the road and we went to a clear desk policy. If you spend a long time at your desk, it’s nice to be able to make it a bit more cheerful so it was a bit of a shame.
By that time, I’d started moving house and Christmas in the mountains was recreated on the windowsill of a flat in the west end of Glasgow. This year, things have changed again and we have a cardboard cut-out of Tom Hanks stood next to our Christmas tree. More on that on Christmas Eve….
I’ve still no idea who this guy was, nobody at MS seemed to know but he was brought out of the drawer every year. I laughed every time I walked past him.
We attempted to turn a Pinata into a reindeer with the addition of some branches. Marc the landlord kindly put a hook in the ceiling just for us, then a customer came over with a stool - it was a slight health and safety hazard (that was his job) so this was the least disruptive way of making it safe. We howled about it but it’s funny how those are the things that people remember years later. The Pinata was later covered in post-it notes with all the things we wanted to see the back of that year. “Tax team tea protocol” was my favourite….